GAY PEOPLE's ChronICLE OCTOBER 27, 1995

THE MOSTLY UNFABULOUS SOCIAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN .

By Eric ORmer.

IT APPEARED A WEEK AGO FROM THIS FOR ANGRY SKIN, 'TIS THE SEASON, IT HAS ENCAMPED UPON YOUR BACK, DAY AND SHOWS NO SIGN OF GOING CHOCOLATES? STRESS? LORD KNOWS RENDERING ITSELF INVULNERABLE FROM ATTACK.

AWAY.

FAT

THE REASON.

CUTE GUY WHO NEVER CALLS

SATURD DECEMBER

MEDICAL SCIENCE HAS FAILED YOU HERE

HOLIDAYANXIETY

FRID DECEMBER

IT SNEERINGLY REFUSES TO POP. OF BENZOYL PEROXIDE IT KNOWS NO FEAR. ITS GROWING BIGGER & WILL NOT

STOP.

HEY, YA GOT ANY DIET SODA?SHASTA MAYBE, OR FRESCA?I'D LOVE A FRESCA.. How bout PRETZELS?.YA GOT ANY PRETZELS?

giggle

SURE. LIFE BEFORE WASN'T SIMPLE. BUT IT BEAT BEING HOST TO THIS PIMPLE.

THAT THANG ON HIS BACK) (I'VE GOT OT THIS THI iS AS BIG AS A HOUSE..

really? I HADN'T NOTICED.

S THING ON MY BACK...

10%. BEN MAXIN STRE

Dykes To Watch Out For

the bridge

DAD?! IS THAT You? IS MAMA

ALL RIGHT?

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, IS THIS YOUR VERDICT, SO SAY YOU ONE, SO SAY YOU ALL?

WHAT DI TELL YOU, ALBERTA? HE'S INNOCENT! THE JUICE IS LOOSE! A BLACK MAN

WAS FINALLY GIVEN JUSTICE IN THIS COUNTRY!

UNFUCKING-

PEEL

BELIEVABLE.

SICK.

WELL, HAPPY DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AWARENESS MONTH.

I'M TOTALLY IN SHOCK.

YES.

WELL, A BLACK MAN BOUGHT JUSTICE, ANYHOW. IF YOU WANNA CALL IT THAT. AND "NOT GUILTY". DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN "INNOCENT.

10AM

HIMMINO

DON'T GIVE ME THAT! YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THOSE COPS SET HIM UP!

RINNG!

Y'KNOW, JUST BECAUSE MARK FUHRMAN

IS A RACIST DIRTBAG DOESN'T MEAN YOUR HERO DIDN'T KILL HIS WIFE. THEY'RE BOTH GUILTY!

CLICKA

KLUNK

OH, COME ON. WE ALL KNEW HE WAS GONNA WALK.

...MRS. ROBERTSON, WOULD YOU PLEASE POLL THE JURORS?

JEZANNA!

TURN IT BACK ON! I WANNA HEAR WHAT COMES NEXT!

WHAT COMES NEXT? CHEERING MOBS AND PANDERING PUNDITS COME NEXT. LEAVE IT OFF! I'M SICK TO DEATH OF THE WHOLE SPECTACLE.

ALBERTA? No, I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.

ALBERTA?!

GIVE ME THAT!

CLIK!

IT SOUNDS LIKE THE

VERDICT WAS BASED ON EMOTION, NOT EVIDENCE. I MEAN, THE JURY WAS MOSTLY BLACK. THEY'RE OB-

VIOUSLY SENDING A MESSAGE TO THE L.A.P.D.!

MADWIMMIN BOOKS.

YEAH. IF ONLY THERE WERE MORE OBJECTIVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU ON THE JURY, WHO DON'T MAKE RASH RACIAL GENERALIZATIONS. THEN WE'D SEE SOME JUSTICE!

JEEZ, DID

I OFFEND HER? I SHOULD HAVE SAID "AFRICAN AMERICAN," RIGHT?

UH... I THINK YOU SHOULD'VE SAID "CAN YOU DIRECT ME TO YOUR UNLEARNING RACISM' SECTION, PRONTO?"

OT GUILTY CNN

LIVE

... YEAH, YEAH. I BET YOU'RE GLAD I WASN'T ON THE JURY. LISTEN, DAD, I GOTTA RUN. GNE

MY LOVE TO MAMA... OKAY, BYE.

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